I approach tonight's blog with a heavy heart. A heart full of feelings, hope, and mostly blood. I have reached the end of the blog highway. I have enjoyed creating these blogs and having 10 real solid readers. Those 10 people have made this blog into what it is today: a tiny blip on the internet blip-o-meter.
It's not that I don't want to continue. I have the desire and Arnold Schwarzenegger is giving me plenty of material. The problem is the world is ending. Tomorrow. I think it shows how much this blog truly means to me if it is what I have chosen to do on my last day alive.
Looking back on my life I regret a few things. Not accepting my dream job and instead choosing a life of honest work at a Target is one regret. Another is not marrying my supermodel girlfriend when she proposed to me. Overall, I think my biggest regret is my rudeness towards strangers. I could have been much more rude.
I am proud of some things I accomplished in my lifetime. My dedication to physical fitness in others. My never-ending loyalty to quilts. My attitude towards Klondike Bars. Most importantly, I am proud to have tried everything on the McDonald's menu.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
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