Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The President in 2012 is going to be...

I got a free sticker today!  All I had to do was vote.  I wish they would give out coupons to Burger King instead.  Maybe next year.

Despite my votes, it seems that we will have a Republican senator, governor, and treasurer.  Even though I didn't vote for any winners, at least the Republicans have promised smaller government so I won't have to hear from them.  If they are really responsible, they will probably fire themselves and destroy the entire government.  Then we will have lower taxes (none) and a smaller government (none).

The real reason for this post is to provide a prediction.  Some are already implying what this means for the race in 2012.  Is this an opening for Palin?  Is this like Clinton in '94, leading the way to a successful second term?  Nobody knows.  Except me.

I know that the race in 2012 comes down to one thing: grassroots support.  Obama in 2008 and the Tea Parties now have showed that victory will come to the person that can get people on the ground in communities to help get the word out.

What goes along with this is yard signs.  Simple math shows that the candidate that has the most yard signs will win an election.  "Ok, Joe so if that's true, what's your point?"  Let me answer your question with a different question: who already has a lot of signs in people's front yards?  Exactly.  Realtors. 

That's why in 2012 I predict that the new president will be a Realtor.  Campaign funds can be spent wisely, like creating negative ads or booze for the interns. 

Some already use patriotic colors.


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