Let the laughter ensue.
I don't understand why a man cannot enjoy a nice refreshing Mike's Hard or a Smirnoff or any "girl drink" without ridicule and humiliation (unless they are surprised and drink it on one knee.) When did enjoying something that actually tastes good become not manly? Fruity alcohol can be a nice change of pace from my usual bourbon on the rocks (I've never had that.)
Mike's Hard Lemonade is definitely for dudes. First, it's was developed by a guy named Mike. Girls aren't generally named Mike and even when they are they are probably lesbians. (Nothing is more manly than lesbians.) Second it is hard. It's not Mike's soft or easy Lemonade. It is Mike's HARD Lemonade. Beginners should not even try this stuff with its 5% alcohol content (Bud Light has 4.2%). Finally, Mike's Hard contains natural lemon flavors. Everyone knows that lemons are sour and difficult to eat.
Hopefully next time you are confronted with the choice of manly or girly drinks you will say eff that and Make It Mikes.
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