A Short Piece of Fiction

Occasionally I need to leave the stubborn ugliness of reality and enter a world of my liking.  It is a world created entirely by me.  It's called my imagination.  Come with me won't you.  The fiction begins now.

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"Boy I sure enjoy working at my dream job!" Joe gleefully exclaimed as he arrived at his parking spot.  Everyone knew it was his spot because a solid gold nameplate proudly said "Joe Barlow's Spot."  Joe felt bad that the nameplate was gold.  There were many other important projects that the money could have gone towards, but Joe's coworkers loved him so much that they all chipped in to show their appreciation. 

Joe walked into the building and greeted the very attractive secretary, Veronica.  Veronica was beautiful but whenever she saw Joe, she couldn't speak.  Joe was so handsome, muscular, funny, successful, and kind that she got sweaty and just stuttered.

Joe walked into his large office and immediately took off his pants.  None of the other people at Joe's work could do such a thing.  They would be arrested and sued.  However when it came to Joe, his company wanted Joe to be as comfortable as possible so they let him do his work in a cushy bathrobe.

Joe helped himself to the fresh cheese tray that was always on his desk each morning and took a quick nap.  When he woke up it was lunch.  After eating the steak buffet and tipping his manservant Javier much more than 20%, Joe took another power nap.  When Joe woke up he got a quick massage and went home to his supermodel wife (who also has a great personality.)

The End

My Cheese

My wife