Gotta Catch Em' All

Figure 1.3

Somewhere along the way I have stopped caring about whether I actually get a job and more about applying in every state.  As you can see from Figure 1.3, I am not discriminating against regions or political leanings.  My resumes are being thrown into garbage cans all across this fine nation.  Despite my widespread use of the postage system, Figure 1.4 clearly shows that my efforts have gone unawarded.

Figure 1.4

Today's highlight: Getting turned down for a job that I didn't want to do but I applied for it anyway.  Thanks and see you tomorrow!