I'm not proud of this...

    Television becomes a much bigger part of your life when you are unemployed.  When all your friends are busy at school or at work, you can always go to your fake friends located inside your television screen.  They are reliable and lead interesting, well edited lives.
    I wish I could say that the shows I have recently begun to watch are quality shows with groundbreaking writing or issues that matter.  Unfortunately most of the shows that I have begun to watch are trash and I can't tell anyone.  These are not the kind of shows that a 22 year old male should be watching.  I should be watching football or nascar, but I need to get this out of my system.  The only outlet for me to confess is this blog because I know that this is a place that no one will ever read.  Here they are:

The View

Question of the Day: Did I wake up early today just to watch The View?
Answer of the Day: Yes.
In my defense, I watched The View today because David Letterman (my personal hero) was a guest and Dave doesn't really ever go on other people's shows.  I was hoping that they would ask him about two things which went unasked.  First they needed to ask if he would have Conan as a guest and second they needed to ask about the blackmail and affair business. 

Side Note: I realized yesterday in a facebook chat that I do, in fact, know the name every host on The View.  It was a sad and stunning revelation.

Keeping up with the Kardashians

 

This show never interested me in the past (except when the volume was turned down.)  Now for some reason my unemployment has made me a fan.  I watch and shake my head when Kourtney goes running back to Scott or when Kim's mom works so hard to set Kim up with guys (OMG Hello?).  I really feel like an idiot now.

Jersey Shore

 I must admit that I watched this show last year while I was still in college.  I have to say that so far this season has been pretty bad.  I don't care about Sammi Sweatheart and Ronnie anymore.  They bother me.  I wish we could vote them off the show.

Well those are the shows.  I also watched the Housewives of New Jersey Reunion with my mom last night.  I hope I don't start to watch that as well.